Ideally, every morning I would rise nice and early, get into my yoga pants, and spend twenty minutes exercising. The silence is as therapeutic as the stretches, twists, and bends.
Just as I'm warming up though, Elaina wakes up.
After a quick change of the diaper, she's content to play with her toes on the bed, leaving me to finish my routine. On to the hundred, the corkscrew, the spine stretch,
wait a minute...
Girl, you are making me feel geriatric; you are way too flexible!